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Funny get well soon cunt mugs – the rudest way to wish someone a speedy recovery.

Get Well Soon Cunt Mugs

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Laughter is the best medicine and cunt is a very funny word.

If someone’s feeling poorly, run-down, or just acting like a massive pain in the behind—these get well soon cunt mugs are the perfect remedy. They’re cheeky, brutally honest, and brilliant for lifting someone’s spirits… or at least giving them something to sip out of while they whinge.

From "Stop Whinging You Cunt" to classic lazy insults, these mugs work for any sick mate, moody colleague or bed-bound family member. Every one qualifies for our 3 for 2 offer and comes with free UK delivery.

Want to see the full sweary mug collection? Check out the Cunt Mug Superstore to see the biggest range available on earth.

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Printed on high-quality ceramic and dispatched within one working day, these rude get well mugs are ideal for pairing with a card or just sending on their own to let someone know you care—in your own sweary way.

Whether they’re sipping tea, coffee, or something stronger to numb the pain, give them something that makes them laugh. Want to match it with a card? Head over to the Get Well Cunt Cards collection and complete the set.