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Because “Congrats” Just Isn’t Enough

Whether it’s a proper romantic message featuring the word cunt, or a savage joke at the happy couple’s expense, our wedding cunt cards are anything but ordinary. From cheeky engagements to sweary celebrations, there’s a hilarious card in here that says it all.

All our cards are part of the 3 for 2 offer, come with FREE UK delivery, and are dispatched within one working day.

Want to see more? Check out our Cunt Card Superstore for every type of C-word card you can imagine.

Rude and hilarious wedding or engagement card that says "Congratulations Cunt Bags" – for couples who can take a joke, from Cunt Gifts
"Congratulations Cunt Bags!" - Engagement/Wedding Card
£3.45
Funny wedding or engagement card that says "Two Cunts Together Forever" – a sweary celebration of true love, from Cunt Gifts
"Two Cunts Together, Forever" - Wedding/Engagement Card
£3.45
Funny wedding card that says "You’re the Bride, You’re Allowed to Be a Cunt" – the perfect cheeky send-off for her big day, from Cunt Gifts
"You're the bride - You're allowed to be a cunt" - Engagement Card
£3.45
Cheeky wedding or engagement card that says "I Hope Your Mother-in-Law Isn’t a Cunt" – fingers crossed for family harmony, from Cunt Gifts
"I hope your mother-in-law isn't a cunt" - Engagement Card
£3.45
Sweary anniversary card with the message "You're My Cunt And I Fucking Love You" – hilarious and heartfelt from Cunt Gifts
"You're my cunt and I fucking love you" - Anniversary Card
£3.95
Funny anniversary card with the message "Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt" — cheeky and sweary celebration from Cunt Gifts
"Happy Anniversary from your favourite cunt!" - Card
£3.45
Cheeky anniversary card that says "I Love You As Much As You Are a Cunt" – funny, rude and affectionate from Cunt Gifts
"I love you as much as you are a cunt" - Anniversary Card
£3.45
Cheeky greetings card that says "Wow Look at You Read Cunt" – perfect for any occasion that needs a rude little boost, from Cunt Gifts
"Wow!" - Greetings Card
£3.45
Rude "Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a cunt" card with a sweary twist on the classic poem, from Cunt Gifts
"Roses Are Red" - Greetings Card
£3.45
Funny card and badge set with the message "I love you infinitely, cunt" — cheeky and rude romantic gift from Cunt Gifts
"Infinitely a cunt" - Card
From £3.45
Rude and hilarious "Swearing Is So Unattractive, Ya Cunt" greetings card for a cheeky dig at the easily offended — from Cunt Gifts
"Swearing is so unattractive. Ya Cunt" - Greetings Card
£3.45
Brutally funny breakup card with the message "Cupid is a lying cunt" — cheeky and sweary heartbreak humour from Cunt Gifts
"Cupid is a lying cunt" - Greeting Card
£3.45
"I am sorry Coronavirus ruined your Wedding - What a cunt" - Card
"Coronavirus ruined your Wedding - what a cunt" - Engagement/Wedding Card
£3.45