New Christmas Cunt Mugs for 2025 (Plus a Classic Favourite)
We’ve added two brand-new Christmas cunt mug designs to the range this year, and they’re already proving to be customer favourites. To celebrate, we’ve created a fresh festive mockup featuring both new designs alongside our long-standing bestseller that customers have loved for nearly a decade.
If you're browsing for a funny, cheeky, or downright outrageous Christmas gift, make sure you explore the Cunt Mug Superstore — home to the biggest range of cunt mugs anywhere online.
Brand-New Christmas Cunt Mug Designs
Merry Christmas, CUNT! (Robin Design)
One of our newest additions, this festive robin isn’t holding back. The Merry Christmas Cunt Mug pairs classic Christmas artwork with the kind of cheeky humour our customers love. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a festive brew with an extra bit of attitude.
You can find this design — along with every other seasonal favourite — inside our dedicated Christmas Cunt Mug Collection.
Get Off Me, You Fat Cunt! (Santa & Reindeer)
This one is already causing chaos in the workshop. Our new Get Off Me, You Fat Cunt Christmas Mug features Santa mid-ride on a very unimpressed reindeer. A brilliant choice for anyone who appreciates bold, unapologetic Christmas humour.
It’s part of our full festive range, which you’ll find here: Christmas Cunt Mugs.
A Classic Favourite: Happy Christmas You Cunt
The Happy Christmas You Cunt Mug is one of our original designs — created nearly ten years ago and still going strong every December. It’s simple, cheeky, and iconic. Featuring in our hero image, it balances the two new designs perfectly and remains a bestselling Christmas mug year after year.
You can find it — along with our entire seasonal lineup — in the Christmas Cunt Mug Collection.
Shop the Full Collection
If you want the world’s biggest range of cunt mugs, explore the Cunt Mug Superstore. Whether it’s Christmas, birthdays, workplace banter, or everyday gift-giving, we’ve got the perfect mug for every occasion.