If you work in an office, a shop, a call centre, or any customer-facing job, you already know that coffee isn’t the real lifeline — humour is. And when the daily chaos gets too real, there’s only one thing better than caffeine: a cunt mug that says what you actually think.
That’s why we’ve expanded our Cunt Mug Superstore — the biggest range of cunt mugs in the world. Whether you’re dealing with ridiculous customers, unhinged colleagues or unqualified managers, we’ve got a mug that speaks fluent workplace rage. Let’s take a look at two of our newest designs, both created specifically for the frontline workforce who’ve seen it all and survived with sarcasm.
1. “Yes, I’m the Boss. Yes, I’m a Cunt.”
Some bosses pretend to be approachable. Others embrace who they are. This mug is for the second category — the unapologetic leaders who call the shots, take no nonsense, and don’t hide behind forced smiles and corporate jargon. If you run the show (or know someone who does), this is the perfect desk upgrade.
Grab the mug here: Yes, I’m the Boss mug. And if you’re building an entire workplace-themed gift bundle, don’t forget to browse our Workplace Cunt Mugs collection — the HQ of office-friendly sarcasm.
2. “The Customer Is Not Always Right… Sometimes the Customer Is a Cunt.”
Whether you work in retail, hospitality or customer support, you’ve heard the phrase “the customer is always right.” Spoiler alert: no, they’re not. Some are delightful. Others… well, this mug covers it. If you’ve ever survived a shift powered by sarcasm and sheer will, this design will feel spiritually accurate.
You can get it here: The Customer Is Not Always Right mug — ideal for home offices, tills, staff rooms and therapy sessions after work.
Why These Mugs Work (Beyond the Laughs)
A funny workplace mug isn’t just a novelty — it’s a coping mechanism. It gets you through pointless meetings, awkward small talk and customers who clearly shouldn’t be allowed outside unsupervised. A well-chosen cunt mug makes colleagues laugh, diffuses stress and quietly communicates: “I’m not here for the bullshit.”
Explore the Biggest Range of Cunt Mugs on Earth
The mugs above are just the beginning. In our Cunt Mug Superstore, you’ll find designs for birthdays, Christmas, colleagues, couples, breakups, mates, and every bizarre occasion life throws at you. No matter who you need to insult, celebrate or lightly offend, we’ve already got the perfect mug waiting.
Final Sip
If your workplace requires patience, caffeine and emotional support beverages, grab a mug that tells your story. Start with our newest designs, explore the workplace range, and then dive into the full Cunt Mug Superstore to discover your next favourite cunt mug. Life’s too short for plain cups — drink with personality.