Cunt Gifts News
DAILY DEAL TIME! Its....... CHARLIE!
Posted by Jake Greene on
So we are doing a daily deal on our bestselling CHARLIE UNIFORM NOVEMBER TANGO mug... you can get £2 off until midnight tonight, which makes it a ridiculous deal at just £4.95.. get your now, click the pic below. The counter stops at MIDNIGHT GMT TONIGHT... so don't be slow cunts! Â
We are closed for expansion between 19th Jan - 8th Feb 2018
Posted by Jake Greene on
We will be closing the cunt factory for expansion between 19th Jan and the 8th Feb 2018. All orders placed while we are closed will be processed on Friday the 9th Feb and dispatched on Monday the 12th Feb 2018. Our expansion plans allow us to bring you some all-new and hilarious products throughout 2018, so watch this space. Subscribers to Cunt News (our monthly newsletter) will be the first to hear about our new products each month, so if you haven't subscribed already, click here to get your copy.Â
All new aprons - Out Now!
Posted by Jake Greene on
Our all-new cunt aprons are out now! We have a style of apron for any occasion. Click on the images below to check them out. PS To celebrate the launch of our cunt aprons, you can get a 20% discount for the next 72 hours by using promo code APRON20 at checkout.
Video of our white cunt balloons...
Posted by Jake Greene on
..so you can get a real sense of how funny our Happy Birthday You Cunt balloons are, check out this video of us inflating them with helium in our store room... Click here to visit our balloon store Â