Cunt Gifts News

Check out our new bus stop advert, a big thanks to Transport For London's approval! ;-) As the advert states "Everyone Knows One", and in this ad we have the "Old Cunt" Mug... we bet you've already thought of at least one old cunt you know as you read this, right? Check out the whole collection of old cunt designs like the one featured in our advert by clicking here for the old cunt gift collection.

Well, it depends... Is this a suitable fortune cookie for you? Or maybe one of your friends deserves it? Feel free to share it with a cunt you know!     

All new for 2018 is our very simple, very effective, yet very funny Fathers Day card "Happy Fathers Day You Old Cunt" You can even push out the boat of kindness and get the version with an "Old Cunt" badge, that way he can be reminded every other day of the year too! Click here to check out the Happy Fathers Day You Old Cunt Card, or check out the whole Fathers Day cunt card and gift collection by clicking here.  

Just playing around in the office today and feeling creative... ...and voila! we made a book cunt! No cutting, just folding... we are thinking about whose book we should do this to next...    hmmm... 

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... Supercunt! If you have a mate who loves superheroes, DC comics and all that kinda stuff, and they happen to be a cunt too, then they're going to love our ALL NEW "Supercunt" mug that is OUT NOW! Just £6.95... Click here to see the Supercunt mug, or check it out in the video below...  oh yeah, stick your sound on too!!    If you want to see other designs that a great for your friends, have a browse through our Friends Section by clicking here.