"Cheers Cunt" Bottle Opener - Orange
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"Cheers Cunt" Bottle Opener - Orange
Description
Description
For the mate who always gets the first round in (and reminds you)
This tough orange bar blade does exactly what it says on the tin: opens bottles while shouting “Cheers Cunt” in style. It’s the perfect addition to your home bar setup or a cracking gift for someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Looking to make it a set? You can also grab the matching Cheers Cunt half-pint tankard glass.
We stock the largest range of cunt bottle openers on the internet — dive in and find the right one for your favourite cunt!
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
- Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm
This design is also available as a glass tankard if you want to complete the set.
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