"If you don't like it when I say the word cunt" - Keyring
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"If you don't like it when I say the word cunt" - Key...
Description
Description
Because some people need reminding of “the rules”
Offended by the word cunt? This keyring spells it out plainly: don’t act like one, and you won’t be called one. A great gift for mates who appreciate honesty over tact — and a solid laugh.
It’s part of our Cunt Keyrings collection, which features loads of funny, rude, and straight-talking designs.
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- Gift-mounted and cellophane wrapped
- Measures 50mm x 38mm
- Professionally produced in England
This design is also available on a mug, card, magnet, and badge — or view the full Ya Cunt collection.
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