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Birthday Cunt Mugs

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Offensive. Outrageous. Unfiltered. Just like them.

These birthday cunt mugs are made for the kind of people who’d proudly be called a C U Next Tuesday — or happily give that title to someone else. Whether it’s for your mate, your sister, your boss or your boyfriend, there’s no better way to start the day than with a hot drink and a sweary reminder.

Want more than just birthday laughs? The Cunt Mug Superstore stocks the biggest, sweariest range on Earth — every rude design we do, all in one place.

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From “Top Cunt” to “Old Cunt” and “Grumpy Cunt,” this is the gift that’ll outlive the party balloons. These mugs are:

Dishwasher-safe

Microwave-safe

And perfect for drinking tea while flipping someone off

They're part of our 3 for 2 sitewide offer, include FREE UK delivery, and are dispatched within one day.

Want to build a proper gift bundle? Pair it with a Birthday Cunt Card, or take a look at our UNT Mugs — the design that started it all.

Shop by Occasion if you’ve got more sweary celebrations coming up.
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