"Old Cunt" - Mug
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"Old Cunt" - Mug
Description
Description
Growing old disgracefully? Gift sorted.till a cunt
Know someone who's aged like vinegar and owns it proudly? This "Old Cunt" mug is the ideal gift for that friend or family member who’s only getting ruder with age. Perfect for a milestone birthday, retirement, or just because they’ve always been that way.
We stock the largest range of sweary mugs on the planet — see them all in the Cunt Mug Superstore.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
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- Dispatched within one working day – packaged in a smash-proof mug box that’s easy to wrap
- This 11oz mug is dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and printed on both sides using premium inks that won’t fade over time
- Did you know? You can add a matching coaster during checkout to turn this into a gift set
- Produced in the UK
This design is also available as a badge, card, keyring, bottle opener, apron, and mouse mat — all part of the Old Cunt Gift Collection.
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