"Types of Cat" - Apron
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"Types of Cat" - Apron
Description
Description
Finally, an Apron That Sums Up All Cats Perfectly
This hilarious cunt apron brilliantly sums up what every cat owner (and dog lover) already knows deep down—all cats are little cunts! A funny and functional gift that's guaranteed to raise a smile.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
Want to build the full bundle? You can grab a matching mug, card, badge, and keyring from our Cats are Cunts collection—perfect for any occasion where honesty is the best policy!
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