"Bald Cunt" - Badge
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"Bald Cunt" - Badge
Description
Description
The Perfect Gift for the Bald and Bold
If you know someone who's follically challenged and full of character, this blunt little cunt badge is bang on. Whether it’s a mate, partner or office legend, the “Bald Cunt” badge is a funny gift that hits the mark.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Metal badge measuring 44mm in diameter
This “Bald Cunt” design is part of our massive Types of Cunt badge collection, featuring everything from the “Funny Cunt” to the “Grumpy Cunt.” Ideal if you’re building a themed set or just want to pick the perfect insult for your favourite follically-free friend.
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