"King Cunt - AKA ANY NAME" - Personalised Apron
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"King Cunt - AKA ANY NAME" - Personalised Apron
Description
Description
Give him the title he’s earned – in the kitchen and beyond
Is your friend or other half head of the household? Crown him properly with this brilliant King Cunt Personalised apron. Just enter the name, and we’ll do the rest—printed in bold, royal glory.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Made from 100% luxury soft Subli linen
- Front pocket and adjustable neck strap
- Apron size: 65cm wide x 85cm long
- Machine washable
This apron makes a cracking gift for roast lords, BBQ barons, or general kitchen kings. Want to make it a full royal bundle? Browse more King Cunt gifts here.
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