"Merry Christmas You Grumpy Cunt" - Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas You Grumpy Cunt" - Christmas Card
Description
Description
Because even at Christmas, some cunts stay grumpy
Some cunts are just miserable all year round — even at Christmas. This grumpy cunt card is the perfect way to get a proper laugh in the process. You can even add a matching badge if you want to really rub it in.
If this made you smile, you’ll love browsing our full Cunt Card Superstore – home to the biggest collection of rude and ridiculous Christmas cards online.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- Add an optional "Grumpy Cunt" badge
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design also comes on a Grumpy Cunt mug, drink coaster, and badge — ideal for moody bastards who deserve the full festive set.
Want more rude options? Browse our Christmas Cunt cards or explore the full seasonal selection in the Christmas Cunt collection.
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