"All I want for Christmas" - Christmas Card
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"All I want for Christmas" - Christmas Card
Description
Description
All they want is presents — all you want is manners
Brutally honest and downright hilarious, this “All I want for Christmas is you not to be a cunt” card is a certified crowd-pleaser. Whether it’s for a colleague, your partner, or that family member who always starts drama over the sprouts, this one delivers the biggest laugh of the day — no Mariah required.
Want more like this? Head to the Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest collection of rude Christmas cards online, all 3 for 2 with FREE UK delivery.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This card also features in our Christmas multipacks — perfect for secret Santa or anyone who needs to hear it.
Explore our full Christmas Cunt range for rude stocking fillers, mugs, aprons, and more cheeky gift ideas.
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