"At least the dog still loves me... Cunt" - Greetings Card
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"At least the dog still loves me... Cunt" - Greetings Card
Description
Description
When even the dog’s judging you
They say dogs are loyal, but this card begs to differ. The message? “At least the dog still loves me.” And the dog’s reply? “Cunt.”
It’s the perfect card for someone who thinks their pup is their only fan — until now. Great for birthdays, breakups, or just because you fancy winding someone up.
Looking for more dog-themed cheek? The Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest, boldest range of rude cards on the internet.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on a mug, keyring, magnet, and badge. Or click here to view the full matching set.
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