"Cunt of the Year" - Greetings Card
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"Cunt of the Year" - Greetings Card
Description
Description
Give them the title they truly deserve
Let them know how highly you think of them with the “Cunt of the Year” greeting card – the perfect way to award someone for being top-tier in your life. Whether it’s for a birthday, celebration, or just because, this card does the job with confidence and comedy. The Cunt Card Store is stacked with hilariously offensive designs for every occasion you can think of – and a few you probably haven’t.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Optional “Cunt of the Year” badge available
- Made in the UK
Want to make it a proper presentation? Match the card with a mug, badge, keyring, apron, bottle opener, magnet, or teddy bear from the full Cunt of the Year Collection.
Check out the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for even more bold and brilliant ways to say what you really think.
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