"Happy Birthday ANY NAME Old Cunt" - Personalised Birthday Card
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- Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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"Happy Birthday ANY NAME Old Cunt" - Personalised Birthda...
Description
Description
Personalised birthday card for your favourite old cunt
Do you know a cunt and it’s their birthday? This personalised card lets you add their name to the front – transforming a cheeky insult into a proper birthday laugh. A rude birthday card they’ll actually remember.
We call it the Cunt Card Store for a reason – it’s the largest, boldest, and most unapologetic range of cunt-themed cards on earth.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
The full design reads: “Happy Birthday [ANY NAME] – You’ve just gone from cunt to old cunt.” Simply enter their name above and we’ll print and ship it fast.
Want more options you can customise? Check out our Personalised Cunt Cards collection for even more name-based mischief.
Or browse the full Birthday Card Collection if you’re not quite sure what kind of cunt they are.
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