"Happy Christmas You Fat Cunt" - Card
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"Happy Christmas You Fat Cunt" - Card
Description
Description
The Christmas card that skips the sentiment and goes straight for the belly laugh
Perfect for your dad, your mate, or that family member who takes down a second helping of turkey before you’ve even finished your roasties. This bold card doesn’t mess about — it simply says: “Happy Christmas You Fat Cunt.” That’s it. That’s the message.
Whether you're winding someone up or just speaking the festive truth, this card is guaranteed to get laughs all round. For more sweary joy, head over to our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest range of cheeky Christmas cards online.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
After more Christmas carnage? Grab our multi-pack Christmas cards or explore the full Christmas Cunt collection for even more festive filth.
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