"Happy Father's Day You Grumpy Cunt" - Card
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"Happy Father's Day You Grumpy Cunt" - Card
Description
Description
Perfect for the lovable grump in your life
Is your Dad a proper moody git? Then this “Happy Father's Day You Grumpy Cunt” card might just be the most accurate thing you could give him this year. He might huff, but he'll laugh — and you know it.
Want to make it extra funny? Use the dropdown to add the optional badge and give him something he can wear with pride while complaining about it.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is also available on a Grumpy Cunt Mug, coaster and badge — ideal for building your own grump-themed gift set.
We also stock birthday cunt cards and gifts in the same brutally honest style. Browse the full range!
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