"Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" - Valentines Card
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"Happy Valentine's Day You Cunt" - Valentines Card
Description
Description
Cunts need to be told they are loved too!
For the person you love and insult in equal measure – this card says it straight: “Happy Valentine’s Day You Cunt.” Short, sweet, and very to the point.
Whether you’re buying for your partner or your favourite mate, this is the kind of Valentine’s card that’ll make them laugh out loud and feel weirdly flattered at the same time.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
And if this one made you grin, don’t stop here – the Cunt Card Superstore has the biggest range of cheeky and hilarious designs anywhere online.
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