I am a forgetful cunt - Belated Birthday Card
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I am a forgetful cunt - Belated Birthday Card
Description
Description
The funniest way to say sorry for forgetting
If you've forgotten someone's birthday, don't panic – this cheeky belated birthday card will get you off the hook. It’s blunt, it’s funny, and yes, it says “cunt” – because sometimes, honesty is the best policy. A great choice for anyone with a sense of humour and a late gift. From birthdays to breakups, the Cunt Card Store has the perfect C-bomb for every situation.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
The full message inside reads: "I am so sorry for being a forgetful cunt, I hope you had an amazing birthday."
Check out the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for even more ways to say happy belated birthday – or just call them a cunt for the fun of it.
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