"I love you as much as you are a cunt" - Anniversary Card
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"I love you as much as you are a cunt" - Anniversary Card
Description
Description
Say happy anniversary without being boring
Whether it’s your 1st or 50th anniversary, this card lets you say it all – with love, humour, and a massive C-bomb. The front reads: "I love you as much as you are a cunt. Which is infinitely. Happy ANY YEAR Anniversary."
Personalise the year to suit your relationship, then give it to someone who knows exactly what kind of cheeky legend you are.
Explore hundreds more hilarious designs in the Cunt Card Superstore – the world’s biggest and best range of rude greeting cards.
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- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
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