"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Birthday Card
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"I remembered you're a cunt" - Personalised Birthday ...
Description
Description
A hilariously rubbish birthday card – on purpose
OK, so the design on this card is a bit shit – but that’s the whole joke. Add their name to make it personal, and enjoy the moment their face drops! A classic rude birthday card that’s sure to get a laugh.
From birthdays to breakups, the Cunt Card Store has the perfect C-bomb card for every situation.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Whether you’re after a brutal birthday laugh or just want to make someone wonder why you bothered, this card does the job beautifully. Want more designs? Check out the full Cunt Birthday Card Collection to browse every variation.
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