"I was a cunt - You're the best"- Fathers Day Card
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"I was a cunt - You're the best"- Fathers Day Card
Description
Description
For the dad who stuck around even when you were a right little shit
This card says it all: "Thanks for putting up with me when I was a cunt. You're the best. Happy Father's Day." If your dad’s had to put up with your attitude, mess, mood swings — or just general chaos — this brutally honest card is the least he deserves.
Funny, heartfelt, and perfect for anyone owning up to being a bit of a nightmare, this is a proper thank-you that’ll get a real laugh (and maybe even a hug if he’s into that sort of thing).
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- Premium 350gsm heavyweight A6 card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want to go one better? Grab the matching mug so he can sip his brew while thinking about how much you’ve matured. Sort of.
It’s part of our massive Cunt Card Superstore, home to hundreds of hilarious designs — all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
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