"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite" - Valentines Day Card
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Description
Description
For the Valentine who doesn’t take life too seriously
Whether you’re shopping for your partner, your best mate, or someone who just deserves a cheeky laugh, this card keeps it real. It says:
"In a World Full of Cunts You're My Favourite! Happy Valentine's Day"
It's a brilliant mix of funny, blunt, and oddly touching — ideal if you're after something more memorable than flowers or a box of chocolates.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Want more with this design? The ‘In a World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite’ collection includes a mug, coaster, magnet, teddy bear, water bottle, and even a birthday card.
You’ll also find it in our full Valentine's collection — packed with designs that say what everyone’s really thinking. And if you’re just browsing, pop over to the Cunt Card Superstore and explore our biggest range yet.
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