"It won't be the same without you" - Leaving Card
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"It won't be the same without you" - Leaving Card
Description
Description
Not everyone gets a fond farewell — some get this
This brutally funny leaving card delivers the farewell they deserve. The message? “It won’t be the same without you. It’ll be much better, you cunt.” Short, sharp, and absolutely ideal for that colleague, mate, or flatmate who’s finally buggering off.
Perfect for work leavers, house moves or anyone heading out the door — with just the right dose of honesty.
Explore even more savage send-offs in our Cunt Card Superstore — home to the world’s biggest collection of rude and funny greeting cards.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
We’ve got a full range of cunt leaving cards to help you say goodbye with maximum cheek. From sweet-ish to savage, there's something for every type of cunt.
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