"It's because of you I swear so much" - Fathers Day Card
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"It's because of you I swear so much" - Fathers Day Card
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Description
When your dad taught you all your best swear words
The full message reads: "Happy Fucking Fathers Day You Cunt! – It’s because of you I swear so much." Let’s face it — if your dad’s got a mouth like a sailor and passed that colourful vocabulary down to you, this card is the perfect tribute.
It’s loud, it’s rude, and it’s guaranteed to make him laugh. Ideal for Father’s Day when you want something a bit more real than a mushy Hallmark message.
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- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
If you’re after another sweary classic, we’ve got you covered. From Christmas to Birthdays, our cunt cards are here to offend (and delight) all year round.
You’ll find it in our legendary Cunt Card Superstore, home to hundreds of unapologetically sweary cards — all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.
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