"Moody Cunt" - Christmas Card
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"Moody Cunt" - Christmas Card
Description
Description
Because even Christmas can’t fix their mood
Christmas isn't just about mince pies and fairy lights — it's also the best time of year to take the piss out of your mates. This card is perfect for that one person who always manages to be moody, even on Jesus’ birthday.
Whether you're dishing out festive cheer or festive insults, this one’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe a groan).
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Looking for packs? You can grab this design in multi-card bundles too — check out our Christmas card multipacks here.
Want even more festive filth? Explore the full Christmas collection of cards and cunt gifts — all rude, all brilliant.
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