"Putting the you in cunt" - Birthday Card
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"Putting the you in cunt" - Birthday Card
Description
Description
Putting the YOU in cunt – literally
Know a cunt and it's their birthday? This “Putting the YOU in CUNT” card is the perfect answer to “What birthday card should I get them?” It’s smart, cheeky, and guaranteed to raise a grin – even if they don’t deserve it. Shop the biggest and boldest collection of cards featuring the word “cunt” – only at the Cunt Card Store.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
We’ve got hundreds of rude card designs featuring the word cunt – more than anywhere else on earth. Explore the full Cunt Birthday Cards Collection for even more gloriously offensive birthday options.
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