"Scrummy Little Love Muffin" - Valentines Card
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"Scrummy Little Love Muffin" - Valentines Card
Description
Description
Sweet, cheeky, and just the right amount of rude
This card is a brilliant mix of heartfelt and hilarious. It says:
You might be a cunt, but...
You're still my scrummy little love muffin.
Happy Valentine's Day
It’s a perfect way to show your affection with a side of cheek. Whether they’re your soulmate, your snack, or your daily dose of chaos, this card’s got the tone bang on.
You’ll also find this card and loads more in our Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest and best place for rude and funny cards online.
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- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
If you love the vibe, you can also grab the matching mug, magnet, and keyring, or see the whole Scrummy Little Love Muffin Collection.
Still browsing? See even more cheeky designs in our Valentine's Day collection.
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