"Time to start living again" - Breakup/Divorce Card
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"Time to start living again" - Breakup/Divorce Card
Description
Description
Helping them see the funny side of a breakup
When someone’s just got rid of a deadweight partner, this blunt little gem is exactly the kind of pick-me-up they need. Brutally honest, totally spot-on — and guaranteed to make them laugh through the tears.
The full design on the card reads: "Thank fuck you got rid of that cunt, time to start living again."
You’ll find this design (and loads more) over at our Cunt Card Superstore, home to the largest selection of cunt cards on the internet.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
This design is part of our breakup and divorce collection and also comes as a matching drink coaster, mug, and teddy bear.
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