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"Wow! You are ANY AGE and still a Cunt!" - Personalised Birthday Card
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"Wow! You are ANY AGE and still a Cunt!" - Personalised B...
Description
Description
A cheeky card that gets funnier with every passing year
"Wow! You are ANY AGE and still a cunt!" – what a way to mark the big day. Just add their age above and we’ll handle the rest. Perfect for any milestone (or totally random) birthday – this custom card is guaranteed to raise eyebrows and laughs alike.
Explore the Cunt Card Store – home to the biggest collection of rude and cheeky cards for every occasion.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
Whether they’re turning 21, 50, or 36 (yep, even that weird one), this versatile birthday card is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Love this vibe? You’ll find more gems in our Cunt Birthday Card Collection – loads of designs, same savage humour.
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