"You are not naughty or nice" - Christmas Card
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"You are not naughty or nice" - Christmas Card
Description
Description
The only Christmas card that calls it like it is
This brutally honest card reads: “Santa doesn't think you are naughty or nice, he just thinks you are a cunt.” A festive favourite for anyone who appreciates a solid C-bomb wrapped in seasonal cheer.
Because let’s be real—some people don’t fit on either list, and this card is here to point that out with style.
You’ll find hundreds more brutally funny designs in our Cunt Card Superstore – the biggest range of cunt cards on Earth.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
If you love this design, grab the matching Christmas mug - instant gift, sorted.
We also stock Christmas card multi-packs if you’re sending festive filth to more than one lucky recipient.
Want to explore more? Head over to our full Christmas collection for all things merry and inappropriate.
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