"AKA Chief Cunt" - Personalised Water Bottle
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"AKA Chief Cunt" - Personalised Water Bottle
Description
Description
Personalised Hydration for the Chief of All Cunts
Do you know someone who’s earned the legendary title of “Chief Cunt”? Celebrate their rank in the rudest way possible with this personalised water bottle. Add any name and choose your colour—it’s part of our Cunt Water Bottles range and it’s gloriously over the top.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Whether they’re in the gym, at their desk or walking the dog, this hilarious gift keeps them hydrated while wearing their title with pride. Just pop their name and colour in above and we’ll do the rest.
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