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"Cunt of the Year" - Teddy Bear

£16.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

A teddy that’s earned its title — the official Cunt of the Year

This rude and ridiculously brilliant Swear Bear wears the ultimate title: “Cunt of the Year”. Whether it’s a mate, your partner, or someone who truly earned it, this hilarious teddy is the perfect way to honour their cuntish achievements.

See the full collection of sweary fluffballs in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

You can also get this design on a mug, keyring, badge, apron, and more — see the full gift set.

The softest insult you can give, this Cunt Teddy Bear makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, secret Santa, or workplace mischief. It’s cheeky, rude, and weirdly flattering.

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