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"Cunty McCuntface" - Teddy Bear

£16.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

The rudest teddy in the land – Cunty McCuntface has arrived

Meet the ultimate Swear Bear: Cunty McCuntface. This Cunt Teddy Bear doesn’t just swear — he owns it. With a name like this, he's the king of inappropriate soft toys and guaranteed to get a proper laugh.

Whether you're gifting it to a mate with a twisted sense of humour or just need a sweary desk mascot, this funny teddy bear delivers cuddles and chaos in equal measure.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
  • Machine-embroidered eyes
  • Soft plush fur
  • Removable white t-shirt
  • Suitable for age 18+

See the full gang of swear bears in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection.

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