"I Don't Speak Cuntonese" - Teddy Bear
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"I Don't Speak Cuntonese" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
A Swear Bear with zero tolerance
One of the most straight-talking members of our Swear Bear range, this Cunt Teddy Bear proudly wears a t-shirt that reads: "I Don't Speak Cuntonese". If you're buying for someone who's had enough of dealing with cunts and knows how to shut them down, this funny teddy bear says it so they don’t have to.
This inappropriate soft toy was exiled by the rest of the bear family for being too blunt — even for them. But we reckon he’s a legend. A brilliant adult teddy bear gift for mates, colleagues or anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a mug, keyring, magnet, or badge or see the full Cuntonese collection of matching gifts.
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