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"I Love to Say Cunt" - Bottle Opener

£8.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

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  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
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Description

The ideal gift for someone who just loves the C-word

Know someone who drops the word "cunt" into every conversation? This bottle opener is made for them. Funny, functional, and right on brand for anyone who wears the word like a badge of honour.

We’ve got the biggest range of cunt bottle openers on earth, and this one’s a fan favourite.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Fully packaged in cellophane and card
  • Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
  • Made from stainless steel for a long-lasting and great-looking finish
  • Dimensions: 4cm x 17.7cm

The “I Love to Say Cunt” design is also available as a apron, badge, card, keyring, magnet, compact mirror, mouse mat, mug, and teddy bear. You can see them all in our I Love to Say Cunt collection.

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