"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Water Bottle
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"Keep Calm And Fuck Off You Cunt" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
The Cheekiest Twist on a Classic Design
This 500ml aluminium water bottle features the classic-style “Keep Calm and Fuck Off You Cunt” design—our cheeky take on the overdone original. Because some people just need reminding.
Whether it’s used at the gym, walking the dog, or just sitting at your desk at work, this reusable bottle keeps hydration blunt and British. It’s part of our Cunt Water Bottles range—making it a funny gift or a cheeky daily upgrade.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Love this design? You can build a full rude gift bundle with a matching mug,
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