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Cunt Christmas Tree Decoration Baubles - Wooden

£3.95
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Description

Wooden Cunt Christmas Tree Decorations 

Available as single decorations or save £1.90 with our triple pack!

These wooden ply Christmas tree decorations come in three different styles and all feature the word cunt, of course!

Each design is printed on one side, so if your Nan pops round for a mince pie you can quickly flip them around! Some truly hilarious additions to any Christmas tree!

Wooden Tree

SIZE: 6cm x 6cm

This design is very subtle. This cunt tree ornament looks like a normal decoration or bauble that you would find on a nicely decorated tree, but on closer inspection, it is not! It has the word CUNT printed on it 57 times!

Wooden Present

SIZE: 6cm x 6cm

This Present ornament looks like a normal decoration or bauble, with the exception of having the word "Cunt" written on the tag!

Wooden Round Santa

DIAMETER: 7cm

Featuring Santa Claus calling you a cunt! Simple! Click here to check out a card and gift collection of this design.

SAVE £1.90 and get a triple-pack that features all three designs of ornament.

Simply use the drop-down menu above to select the triple-pack.

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