"Cats are Cunts" - Keyring
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"Cats are Cunts" - Keyring
Description
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One for the Honest Pet Lovers Out There
If you're after a gift that's honest, hilarious and not afraid to drop the C-bomb, this cunt keyring should do the trick. Whether they love cats or just love slagging them off, it’ll raise eyebrows and a proper laugh.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Made from durable acrylic with a 25mm metal ring – overall size: 57mm x 42mm
Like this keyring? Complete the set with a matching mug, magnet, badge and teddy bear – a rude gift bundle that purrs with personality.
Want more? Check out the full Cats are Cunts collection for the whole whisker-winding range.
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