"Dad You're a Cunt" - Mouse Mat
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"Dad You're a Cunt" - Mouse Mat
Description
Description
If your dad is a bit of a handful but you love him anyway, this "Dad you’re a cunt but you’re my cunt" mouse mat says it all. Sentimental and hilarious in equal measure.
This rubber mouse mat is a brilliant little gift for his birthday or Father’s Day. It’s got a bit of heart… and a lot of cheek.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Fully packaged in cellophane and card
- Produced in the UK using high-quality ink that won’t fade
- Soft polyester top layer for smooth mouse movement
- Non-slip 5mm rubber base for grip and comfort
- Compact size: 22cm x 18cm — perfect for home or office desks
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