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"Miss. Cunt" - Mouse Mat

£8.95
FREE UK DELIVERY ✓ 3 FOR 2 MIX & MATCH ✓ (LEARN MORE)

Delivery and Shipping Info

  • Fast dispatch: Order before 1pm (Mon–Fri) for same-day shipping — all other orders will be dispatched within 1 working day
  • Free UK delivery: Arrives in 3–5 working days
  • Need it in a hurry? Tracked 24 and Tracked 48 delivery upgrades available at checkout
  • Discreet packaging: Safe for work, house shares, or even your nan’s
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Description

She’s bold, she’s brilliant, and she’s 100% Miss Cunt—this mouse mat says it all.

Whether it’s for your best mate, your work wife, or yourself, this is the perfect little desk accessory to cause a stir (and keep people at arm’s length).

  • 3 FOR 2 on everything (view offers)
  • FREE UK DELIVERY – no code needed
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Soft-touch surface and non-slip rubber base
  • Measures 22cm x 18cm
  • Cellophane-wrapped with backing card – ready to gift

Grab the full Miss Cunt Collection, or browse all our mouse mats.

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