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Funny Father’s Day cunt cards – because dads deserve a good laugh too.

Fathers Day Cards

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Cards For Dad That Say What You’re Really Thinking

If your dad rolls his eyes at heartfelt poems and cringes at “World’s Best Dad” nonsense, you’re in the right place. Our Father’s Day cunt cards are made for the sarcastic, the grumpy, the brutally honest—and anyone who’d appreciate a card that drops the C-word instead of a cliché.

Whether he’s a proper legend or just a pain in the arse, these cards say it like it is. Want to explore more rude brilliance? Head over to the Cunt Card Superstore for cards covering every insult, occasion, and awkward relationship dynamic you can think of.

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All our cards are printed on thick, high-quality stock and come with free UK delivery. Most are part of our 3 for 2 offer, so you can chuck in a birthday card, a mug, or something equally offensive while you're here.

Need more than just a card? Browse the full Father’s Day Cunt Cards & Gifts collection to find mugs, coasters, and other rude surprises. Everything is dispatched within one working day, so you’re never late with your C-bomb.