"Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt" - Water Bottle
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"Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
Make Dad Laugh (and Drink More Water)
Let your dad know he’s still top of the pecking order with this cheeky “Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt” water bottle. Whether he’s bossing it at the gym or just sipping at his desk, it’s a brilliant way to combine function with laughter. Explore our full Cunt Water Bottles collection for even more rude hydration heroes.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Want to go all in? You can create a full gift bundle with matching Dad A.K.A Chief Cunt products that’ll keep him hydrated, laughing, and 100% in charge.
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