"Dad You're a Cunt But I Love You" - Teddy Bear
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"Dad You're a Cunt But I Love You" - Teddy Bear
Description
Description
The perfect rude teddy for a dad who’s a bit of a cunt but still your hero
Some dads want socks. Some dads want aftershave. And some dads just deserve a Swear Bear. This cheeky little Cunt Teddy Bear is the ultimate way to say “Dad, you’re a cunt, but I love you” — with fluff, humour, and just the right amount of disrespect.
Whether you’re buying for Father’s Day, his birthday, or just because you fancy making him laugh, this rude teddy delivers cuddly chaos in a gift that’s far from ordinary.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Total length: 28cm / 11 inches (approx)
- Machine-embroidered eyes
- Soft plush fur
- Removable white t-shirt
- Suitable for age 18+
You can also get this design on a matching mug if your dad prefers tea to teddies.
Explore the full range in our Cunt Teddy Bears collection — there’s a whole foul-mouthed family waiting to be adopted.
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