"Dad You're a Cunt But I Love You" - Water Bottle
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"Dad You're a Cunt But I Love You" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
A Rude but Affectionate Gift for Dad
If your dad’s a bit of a cunt—but you love him anyway—this water bottle gets the message across perfectly. Bold, funny, and slightly heartfelt, it’s ideal for daily use whether he's at the gym, in the shed, or barking orders at the telly. You’ll find loads more sweary hydration options in our full Cunt Water Bottles collection.
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- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
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