For the dad who’s large, loud, and absolutely loved
Not every Father’s Day card needs to be sweet and sentimental — especially if your dad’s the type to laugh at being called a fat cunt. Whether he’s always had a belly or just earned it over time, this card tells it like it is… and he’ll love you for it.
Want to go the whole hog? Pair it with our matching “Happy Father’s Day You Fat Cunt” Mug and give him a proper chuckle with his morning brew.
- 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
- A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
- Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
- Made in the UK
It’s part of our legendary Cunt Card Superstore — the biggest, funniest card collection on the internet, all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.