"It's because of you I swear so much" - Fathers Day Card – Cunt Gifts


"It's because of you I swear so much" - Fathers Day Card

Regular price £3.45

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When your dad taught you all your best swear words

The full message reads: "Happy Fucking Fathers Day You Cunt! – It’s because of you I swear so much." Let’s face it — if your dad’s got a mouth like a sailor and passed that colourful vocabulary down to you, this card is the perfect tribute.

It’s loud, it’s rude, and it’s guaranteed to make him laugh. Ideal for Father’s Day when you want something a bit more real than a mushy Hallmark message.

  • 3 FOR 2 mix and match across the site (info)
  • Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
  • Dispatched within one working day
  • Blank inside – or let us print your message and send it direct to them (info)
  • A6 size – printed on premium 350gsm heavyweight card
  • Includes envelope – sealed in cellophane (if you add a printed message, it’ll be sent in the envelope instead)
  • Made in the UK

If you’re after another sweary classic, we’ve got you covered. From Christmas to Birthdays, our cunt cards are here to offend (and delight) all year round.

You’ll find it in our legendary Cunt Card Superstore, home to hundreds of unapologetically sweary cards — all with 3 for 2 and free UK delivery.