"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Water Bottle
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"King Cunt A.K.A Dad" - Water Bottle
Description
Description
A Funny Gift for the Dad Who’s Clearly in Charge
Are you after a hilarious functional gift that’s ideal for a birthday or Father’s Day? Let your dad know he’s the boss with this bold "King Cunt A.K.A Dad" water bottle. It’s a funny gift that doubles as a practical one—hydration with a side of cheek. Check out the full Cunt Water Bottles collection for more sweary sippers.
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- Free UK delivery with express options available (info)
- Dispatched within one working day
- Supplied in a card box
- 500ml aluminium bottle – perfect for daily hydration
- Includes two lids: 1 x screw top and 1 x flip top
- Features a handy clip-on carabiner
Want to turn this into a full gift set? You can grab matching King Cunt A.K.A Dad items to complete the laugh-out-loud bundle. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just reminding him who’s in charge.
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